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babydreamgirl:
“theshitneyspears:
“summer 2018 mood
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This is literally me right now
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babydreamgirl:

theshitneyspears:

summer 2018 mood

This is literally me right now

zednanrefkcaj:

Yes hello this is the office of Mrs King Kong, May I take a message

bevsi:

man, no. 6 really hits all those good tropes. belligerent romantic tension. romance between foil characters with contrasting ideals. a moral struggle. bed sharing. lovable morally grey rogue. romantic waltz. hurt/comfort. dramatic goodbye kiss. ‘don’t fuck with my boyfriend.’ dystopian utopia. apocalyptic gays. it truly has it all

hyenateeth:

sci fi Rosencrantz and Guildenstern AU where one of them is an android and the other is their builder/creator, but they can’t remember which one is which anymore 

adunilovesthemoon:

setheverman:

what’s the mood… for april?

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acnlvevo:
“current mood
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acnlvevo:

current mood

unpatchedglitch:
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christopheralain:

applebottomorchards:

xojoanne:

November 11: Lady Gaga performing ‘The Cure’ at the Joanne World Tour in Uncasville, CT

i’m literally the girl screaming yas like it’s her dying breath

SAME

ctlane:

hangingonforwhat:

psych2go:

Emotional Advice For a Bargain: Child Offers Advice for Two Bucks

I really need one of these. Think if I offered the kid $20 he’d follow me around for the day giving me advice?

I wanna set one of these up. But I feel like as an adult id get arrested or fined because I dont have a degree in psychology. Because thats just how the world works

twofingerswhiskey:

falling-towers:

mindfulwrath:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that